hitchhikersguidetothegalaxy:

larrycoincidences:

do you ever have a plan for the day and suddenly it’s 4pm and you’ve achieved literally nothing 

I believe Douglas Adams and John Lloyd came up with a word for this feeling. image

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thereforelesbians:

jamespotterwearsglasses:

claudberg:

jamespotterwearsglasses:

A brief summary of why I don’t like Severus Snape

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since you’ve included the deathly hallows I have to deduct that your argument is invalid

Sorry I forgot that wanting to fuck Lily Potter makes up for being a terrible person!!! 

(Source: pottergenes, via sexyandsebring)

"It’s really frustrating when you know you could be such good friends with someone but YOU DON’T KNOW HOW TO MAKE THAT HAPPEN."

nintendumb:

imagine how radical being a pet fish is like youre just swimming around and suddenly it starts raining food

(via hemmimgsluke)

homohustle:

jotarokujo:

what if the new animal species we discover each year are actually being dropped off by aliens? like they have an over abundance of yeti crabs or something and so they brought some to earth because they knew we’d get a kick out of this

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This is the cutest conspiracy theory I’ve ever heard

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apogeesystem:

when someone tries to explain how to do something and all you hear is

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